Ultimate Tradie Pen Pack

Tradies are a special breed, with their own special language. So they should probably have their own pen pack, like this hi-viz bad boy that features shmicko stainless steel pens with tradie language engraved in the barrel and quality black German ink. * WE'RE NOT HERE TO FUCK SPIDERS * THAT'S OUT BY A BEE'S DICK * RECKON IT'S TIME FOR A SMOKO? * CLOSE ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH * NOT MY FUCKIN' JOB