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A Fun Thing To Do In The Morning is Not Talk To Me Grumpy Bastard Cup

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Start your day with a clear message and a smile using the "A Fun Thing To Do In The Morning is Not Talk To Me Grumpy Bastard Mug." Perfect for those who need their coffee before conversation, this...

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Anti-Social Dog Person Pen Pack

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Dog people are great people. They just prefer dogs to actual people, which is fair enough. If you're one of us, this is the pen pack for you. Luxury stainless steel pens with phrases engraved in the...

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Calm the Fuck Down - Luxury Room Spray

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Our most popular luxury candle is now available in a room spray... and it's just what you need. It's a luxury natural room spray that helps you calm the fuck down. Available in your choice of...

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Calm Your Tits Grumpy Angel Socks

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Because not every meltdown needs a spotlight, babe. These socks are soft, sassy, and here to gently whisper (or aggressively yell) at you — and everyone around you — to take it down a notch. Whether...

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Calm Your Tits Grumpy Deluxe Ceramic Coaster

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Gold accents. Zero chill. Introducing the ultimate piece of home décor advice you didn’t know you needed: the “Calm Your Tits” ceramic coaster. Whether your wine glass is sweating or your friend is,...

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Cheeky Teacher Pen Pack

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If you're a teacher, you're basically a rockstar, right? If so, this is the pen pack for you. With luxury stainless steel and german ink, each pen is engraved with the kind of thing you wish you...

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Crazy Cat Person Pen Pack

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Cat people are weird, let's be honest. Not that weird is a bad thing. I like being weird. If you're a cat person, crazy or not, this is the pen pack for you. Luxury stainless steel pens with phrases...

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Everyone Was Thinking It, I Just Said It Deluxe Ceramic Coaster

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"Everyone Was Thinking It, I Just Said It" Ceramic Coaster (Featuring one unapologetic legend with raised UV detail) For the brave souls who’ve mastered the art of saying the quiet part out loud —...

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Fresh Out of Fucks Grumpy Angel Mug

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This mug is dishwasher safe, and even comes in a nifty gift box. (No, we won't be including a handful of f*cks you can give, sorry.)

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Fresh Out of Fucks Grumpy Angel Socks

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Currently unavailable: patience, energy, and the will to pretend. These socks are soft, cozy, and completely done with everyone’s drama. Perfect for the woman who has given her all — and is now...

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Grumpy Fuckers Club - Lifetime Member Deluxe Ceramic Coaster

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"Grumpy Fuckers Club – Lifetime Member" Ceramic Coaster (Featuring one permanently unimpressed guy with raised UV detail) Welcome to the Grumpy Fuckers Club, where every day is too damn early, every...

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Happy Another Year More Awesomer card

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Wish someone a Happy Another Year More Awesomer! It isn't a word. But it should be.A6 Greeting Card with envelope.

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I Don't Have Hot Flashes Menopausal Mug

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Add a splash of humor to your morning routine with the "I Don't Have Hot Flashes, I Have Short Holidays in Tropical Locations" menopausal mug. This witty mug celebrates menopause with a playful...

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I Knit, So I Don't Kill People Mug

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Introducing the solution to all your anger management issues - the I Knit, So I Don't Kill People Mug. With this mug in hand, you can proudly show off your knitting skills while simultaneously...

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I Make Beer Disappear Deluxe Ceramic Coaster

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Ever wondered where all the beer goes? Straight into this legend right here. This premium ceramic coaster is a tribute to every guy who treats beer like a magic act—now you see it, now you don’t...

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I Sew, So I Don't Kill People Mug

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Never underestimate the power of sewing. Show off your killer sewing skills with this mug that ensures you won't accidentally become a killer. Perfect for a quirky, daring sewer! Great gift idea...

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Nurses, We Can't Fix Stupid Mug

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Nurses. They can't fix stupid, but they can sedate it. * 11oz Mug * Dishwasher and microwave safe.

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Ultimate Nurse Pen Pack

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If you're a nurse, you're probably running out of patience, (or is that patients?) this may be the pen pack for you. Engraved with hilarious sayings, these luxury stainless steel pens with quality...

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Ultimate Tradie Pen Pack

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Tradies are a special breed, with their own special language. So they should probably have their own pen pack, like this hi-viz bad boy that features shmicko stainless steel pens with tradie language...

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You're My Favorite Weirdo Card

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Love is weird. Friendship is weirder. And this card? It’s the ultimate declaration of: “Yes, you’re a complete oddball… but you’re MY oddball.” Forget boring Hallmark fluff. This is for the people...